Big Game Player versus Flat Track Bully: The EPL 100 Club

The return of (cliches entailing) Romelu Lukaku has been validated. The former as well as future Chelsea demonstrator remains a flat-track bully.

Luk that’s speaking
The problem with being ‘the man who always talks his mind’ is that everybody’s mind can delude them. And Stan Collymore has actually tricked himself right into believing every cliche regarding Romelu Lukaku.

It is fair to recommend Chelsea would be much better off signing no-one this summer. That is yet an opinion. Yet declaring ‘he is still virtually the Lukaku who mosted likely to United in 2017 as well as Inter Milan 2 years later’ is nonsense.

He has racked up at least 30 goals in each of his 2 seasons in Italy, his previous best being 27. He has actually just won the 2nd league title of his career, 11 years after his initial with Anderlecht, with more combined objectives as well as aids than anyone in Serie A.

This Lukaku is a little much better than the one that joined Inter Milan on the back of a project in which he scored 15 times in 45 suits for Manchester United and also experienced significant physical problems.

Do not obtain Collymore and also his Daily Mirror column incorrect: he admires and also appreciates the ‘huge, strong’ Belgian with ‘the first touch of a trampoline’ but ‘there are a lot of more mobile forwards’ and also Lukaku ‘has actually expanded a great deal’.

Ah, rounds. Has Mediawatch wound up in 2019 once more? Nightmare.

Tons of kak
Collymore is simply frustrated that Lukaku has actually not ‘become the elite, world-level gamer I wished and believed he would’. Thomas Tuchel ‘only requires someone who can stick the sphere in the internet from 5 or 10 lawns’ and also would clearly be better off investing ₤ 40m on someone who can do that work as opposed to practically ₤ 100m on Lukaku.

There is a myriad of such players, certainly, which is why Collymore offers a wide variety of examples of these ₤ 40m-rated normal, tried and tested goalscorers.

‘ Tuchel would have been much better off throwing the cooking area sink at Harry Kane and providing to pay Tottenham ₤ 10million more than Manchester City’s highest possible proposal.’

Which would still not have actually been close to the ₤ 160m Tottenham are demanding. Which is ₤ 160m Daniel Levy desires from Manchester City. The charge for Chelsea would likely be higher as well as therefore they understand not to trouble in the first place.

Kane, incidentally, scored 33 goals and also aided 17 in 49 video games (43 starts) last season. Lukaku racked up 30 objectives and also helped 10 in 44 video games (39 beginnings). There is not a considerable amount between them, definitely insufficient to scoff at the merits of one in favour of the various other.
Level chance
And after that comes the masterpiece.

‘ As well as Chelsea don’t need a flat-track bully that scores the 3rd or fourth objective in a 4-0 win, they require a person who, like Drogba, will certainly score the only goal in a limited, difficult Premier League game or the crucial goal in a Champions Organization semi-final or last.’

Lukaku scored 6 goals in 10 Serie A games against the teams that finished from 2nd to sixth– Milan, Atalanta, Juventus, Napoli and also Lazio– last season. He racked up in six single-goal success. He scored in a Coppa Italia quarter-final Derby della Madonnina win.

He also has even more objectives in fewer Premier Organization video games (113 in 252) than Didier Drogba (104 in 254). Yet they were most definitely all the 3rd or fourth in 4-0 wins.

Props for ticking the ‘big’, ‘solid’, dreadful very first touch and also ‘flat-track bully’ boxes on Lukaku in 2021, mind. That is genuinely impressive.
Erling student
Erling Haaland is the man Chelsea desire, although also Collymore would certainly confess he may not be readily available for ₤ 40m. Lukaku will have to do.

Haaland is off in other places nevertheless, according to the Daily Mirror web site.

‘ Erling Haaland transfer race takes spin after Bayern Munich announcement,’ checks out the headline. This seems significant as well as it comes from Bayern sporting supervisor Hasan Salihamidzic, who had this to say:

” Of course we are checking out him. Or else we would certainly be full amateurs.”

What a ‘spin’ that is: one of the best clubs in the world– the champions of the organization in which Haaland plays– would quite like to sign the sport’s best young ability. A lot more as we get it.
Thank transfer
Sticking with the Daily Mirror internet site, Fabinho is obviously humming to obtain the season started.

‘ Liverpool star Fabinho sends intense message to Male Utd and Man City over transfer investing’

Oh wow. What could this be? Has he called Jack Grealish an overrated diver? Does he think Raphael Varane is too slow for the Premier League? Has he claimed Divock Origi is better than both of them integrated?

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